Balancing everyday busy life with happiness and joy!
Friday, January 1, 2016
FACEBOOK FUNNIES AND QUOTES 2015
Kate said (7), "I just want to know if I can have two or three friends for my birthday for ice cream, or a facial... Or to get our nails done or something." I hope her husband is prepared. My kids think that going to the spa is a "normal" part of life!
Kate just got out of the bathtub and said, "I'm prunier than a grandma!" So funny!
Spoken from our 8 year old, Kate. "I don't know why, but I'll I've had today is ice cream and cinnamon rolls. I'm going to eat chips now because they are healthy!" Lol.
Kate said, "If mom died, Faith would have to drive. And She would get arrested and kill everybody!"
Conversation this morning with Faith and geography. Then, I ask Brandon if he knows why we have haze. He says the fires in Siberia and then asks Faith if she knows where that is. She says, "Yeah. Isn't it in Africa?" I think she needs more geography.
In case you can't enough of the funny Jolley kids, Kate says tonight, "I think I cleaned too much, so my stomach hurts."
Dawson tonight for the dinner prayer, "Please bless that we will have a good night and awesome lives!" I want an awesome life!
Yesterday, Faith messed up on making cake mix cookies so she asked if she could make "cake muffins." Brandon said, "You mean cupcakes?" Lol!
Faith tonight, "I'm getting to the stage where I'm going to college." Hehe! High school Faith, it's just high school. Don't grow up any faster please!
My eyes were getting tired so I pulled over to have Brandon drive. Kate asked what we were doing and we explained that we were switching off. She said, "Does Dad know how to drive?" I do most of the driving, but Brandon and I were cracking up!
Kate had a bad dream last night. She is worried about sleeping in her room tonight. As she looks at the mess, she says, "Maybe it's karma telling me to clean my room!" Rofl! I can't make this stuff up I tell ya!
Kate on Tuesday asked F, "Is it the 12th of 'Merica today?" (America)
Dawson today after we got out of church noticed that I had cleaned up the car. "Holy crap! This feels like I'm 16 and have a first car smell! Though I don't know what that would really be like. Do new cars really have a new car smell?"
Kate tonight, "I need Sister Fa'aga'i to tune my guitar when she comes. It sounds like a dead bird!"
Trying to convince Dawson to play the piano for his grandparents. And he wants to make up something. I'm begging him and he says,"Please let me play my masterpiece first! I composed with my own two brains!"
Dawson, "I really think that I need to get one of those skipper binders." He wants to be organized this year!
So I'm trying to be more in the loop of bill paying and everything. Tonight I asked Brandon if he had a plan for our money. He said, "Yeah! Watch it go bye-bye!"
Faith, "We talked about the sabbath day. I sat by Sister Poppins and Bailey..." (aka Sister Poppleton)
A couple days ago, Kate randomly says (8 yrs old), "I hope you know I am going to live with you for a long time. Are you okay with that?" Laughed so hard. She changed her mind from until she's engaged, until she gets married. I love our little girl!
Dawson telling me about his day and the fight during recess. "I stood back and watched the drama unfold!" Lol
I forgot to post my conversation with my sweet 8 year old Tuesday. It went something like this. She started talking about school and a particular situation. Then she said karma was going to bite! I asked her what karma was. She said it was like a ghost that follows you around. When you do something wrong, it just bites you! She definitely does not want get bit by karma! Glad that my children know what you put out to others should always be good intentions with love. Thanks Kate!
Mom: "Why don't you like curls Kate?"Kate: "Because curls are evil!"
Going to help Dawson practice piano before school. He says, "I wanted to experiment with different octaves to see if it will sound better. I'm just not feeling it with this octave."
Kate tonight, "Dad, isn't the most important part of a marriage honesty?" I love my 8 year old!!!
I love my kisses from Kate so I asked for one tonight. She politely gave me one AND THEN said, "I'm sick! You don't want to kiss me!" It's ok baby girl. I will still take your kisses any day! Love her!
As I was leaving, I hollered out to Echo (my dog) to make good choices today! Haha! I guess she really is a chog!
Kate talking to Grandma Kathy, "If you got one for F and D, then you had to get one for me because I'm too cute to be forgotten!"
"When we pray, God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives us more than we can imagine, in His own time, and in His own way."
"Don't be gloomy. Do not dwell on unkind things. Stop seeking out the storms and fully enjoy the sunlight. Even if you are not happy, put a smile on your face. 'Accentuate the positive.' Look a little deeper for the good. Go forward in life with a twinkle in your eye, and a smile on your face, with great and strong purpose in your heart. Love life." -Gordon B. Hinckley
"When you feel like you're drowning in life, don't worry. Your lifeguard walks on water."
"God doesn't GIVE us what we can handle. God HELPS us handle what we are given."
"Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the one that finds the gold." Proverbs 11:27
"We are not given a good life or a bad life. We are given a life. It is up to us to make it good or bad."
"God has placed you where you're at in this very moment for a reason, remember that and trust that He is working everything out."
"If you're lonely, please know that you can find comfort.If you are discouraged, please know that you can find hope. If you are poor in spirit, please know that you can be strengthened. If you feel you are broken, please know that you can be mended." - Jeffrey R. Holland
"Your value does not decreased based on someone's inability to see your worth."
"If we look with our spiritual eyes and hear with our spiritual ears, we will see and hear miracles in our lives and in other lives around us."
"Marriage and children are not part of the plan of happiness, it IS the plan." - Boyd K. Packer
"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful & magical person that you are."
"If you want to be happy, you have to be happy on purpose. When you wake up, you can't just wait to see the kind of day you'll have. You have to decide what kind of day you'll have." - Joel Osteen
"Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life and said, "I'm here for you." And proved it."
"One day she finally grasped that unexpected things were always going to in life. And with that she realized the only control she had was how she chose to handle them. So she made the decision to survive using courage, humor and grace. She was the queen of her own life and the choice was hers."
"Our job is to love others without stopping to inquire whether or not they are worthy."
"With God on our side we cannot fail." - Thomas S. Monson
"Real friends say bad things to your face and the good things behind your back." - Steven Aitchison
"If for awhile the harder you try, the harder it gets, take heart. So it has been with the best people who ever lived." - Jeffrey R. Holland
"Marriage does not guarantee you will be together forever, it's only paper. It takes love respect, trust, understanding, friendship and faith in your relationship to make it last."
"If someone has offended you, insulted you, or disappointed you, let it go! If you are remembering all the ways you have been hurt or forgotten, let it go! Ask yourself, what good does it do for me to hold on to this?' - Iyanla Vanzant
"A negative mind will never give you a positive life."
"You have to make a choice between what is right, and what is easy." - Dumbledore
"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
"You set the tone for your home. If you will slow down and enjoy the moment instead of getting mad at the world, it will be a much nicer day and week," - Flylady
"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another." - Charles Dickens
"Of this be sure: You do not find the happy life ... you make it." - Thomas S. Monson